Posted tagged ‘last words’

3 Jokes that made my day

May 21, 2008

Being stressed with activities makes me want to just relax and go and take a break at your dream vacation spot. But the thing is, it is either you have no time because you are working hard to earn money or, you have too plenty money but, no time because you are hell busy with your work. Sometimes, you need someone to chat with but, they might be too busy when you need them the most. Even your “clown” friend, who always cheers you up might disappoint you the day you need him.
What could be a better alternative then? You need one that can be available at all times during the most critical hours, one that won’t take no for an answer, one that can surely make you laugh. Something like these 3.

1. Doctor Comparison

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An Israeli doctor says
‘Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.’

A German doctor says
‘That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

A Russian doctor says
‘In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.’

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says
‘You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, out from Texas, put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the country is looking for work.’

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2. Famous Last Words recovered from a black box

-Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
-Don’t worry it has airbags.
-Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
-Don’t worry its not that deep.
-“Don’t touch the red button!”
-It’s fireproof.
-What does this button do?

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3. Funniest signs of the times

-Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

-On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR – THE BELL
DOESN’T WORK)

-Toiled notice
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

Hope that made you laugh! The word today is legs. Spread the word. or this joke.

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